Ursine Einstein

URSINE EINSTEIN

A book by Ted

These are chapters in my book.  Enjoy.

1. No Thumb But Not Dumb

2. Bear in a Barrel

3. Love at First Bite

4. Little Pervert

5. Baggage Class

6. Species of Dignity

7. Lighter Than Air

9. Spoor Theorist

11. Whether Bare

13. Bearsonal Hygiene

15. 100% Natural

17. Zits

21. Teddy Bear Genetics

25. Dr. Who?

(photo courtesy of Visions by Antionette)

I wrote this book all by myself.  I did not need any help from any other species. 

My book has 40 chapters and 58485 words.  I have posted only a few of the chapters.  Please contact your favorite publisher and tell them to publish my book so you can read them all. 

 You can send me email at:

 ursineeinstein@yahoo.com

 Ted E. Bear